Welcome to The Queen Victoria Market

You’ve been up since 6am, it’s cold and possibly raining. Send Judge Apollo a photo of everything on this list so your suffering can end.

Most expensive cheese /100g  (team with most expensive wins)

Best fish expression

Most phallic vegetable

Tackiest Australiana merch

Worst copyright infringement you can find

Most exotic sausage flavour

BONUS POINT: Bring us the tiniest potato, team with tiniest potato wins