Meet your 2026 Teams!

Each team is filled with a range of Proshers from complete neewbs to those with more years in Prosh than it takes to get a masters degree.

Many of these teams are still happy to take on Prosh jaffies! Have a look and decide who you want to spend your week with.

BIG TEAMS

  • MUSKI HUSKIES

    The Muski Huskies have been REVIVED for 2026 by none other than first time proshers Sas, Edie and Tristan!! Woohoo!

    It may be a case of the blind leading the blind... but i'm sure those multi-eyed creepy crawly judges have enough eyes for us all!

    I wonder if the Huskies will be able to hold up as well on Prosh Week as we did on Hotham Week A....

    IG: @huskiesprosh2026

  • PISS

    At PISS we prosh hard and we prosh sexy. Whether you’re an experienced prosher or a JAFFY PISS welcomes all who are down for a good time. Coming off the back of our crushing victory last year PISS is looking to do it again yellow and all. And always remember, Go Piss Girl 💛

    IG: @proshpiss

  • DOKO-LONKIES (ENG-MANGO)

    Mango loco? Loco mango?? Loco donkeys? Doko lonkies?? We have it all!

  • BORN TO PARTAY AKA SISTER IZZY'S SLUT SHAMING COMMITTEE

    New bugshells have entered the villa, and they still have no idea what they are doing

    IG: @sissc_btp

  • SU OF CUM

    Welcome to the su of cum, where boundaries mean nothing, personal space is a suggestion, and the journey is entirely about the destination.

    We aren't just a team; we are a meteorological phenomenon, a force of nature, and an inevitable logistical reality. If you are reading this, you might be asking yourself: Are they arriving? Are they close?

    The answer is logically, chemically, physically, mathematically, and biologically simple. We are su of cum, and we are dripping, soaking, sliding, and cumming straight to u

    IG: @thesuofcum

SMALL TEAMS

  • Blandcamp: Blander and Camper

    Bandcamp? Huh, more like BLANDcamp!!! (gottem)

    IG: @blanderandcamper

  • The Funk

    OKAY 👍

    IG: @proshthefunk

  • Cogs Gear Bags and Beer 2: No More Negative Gear(ing)

    The Honorable James Edward Cogs (born 2 long ago) is an Australian politician who has served as the treasurer in the Alcoholism government since 2022. A member of the Liquor Party, he has been the Member of Piss (MP) for the division of Drankin since 2013. 

  • cripple^2

    we are crippled. 

    IG: @crippled_proshers

  • [redacted]camp

    [redacted]camp is the music team. We are currently the 2nd longest running team behind Huskies. We used to be the wholesome little team of band nerds, but in recent years we have gained the reputation of being C̸͓͎͋ ̵̦̍̏U̴̘̣̍ ̵͌ͅR̸̪̄ ̵̗̗̈́S̵̪͗̂ ̵͓̑͌E̵̦͑̈́ ̵̧̞͝D̵̻̉͘ . We have recently lost a... few people... to some minor blood sacrifices so we're accepting new members (please oh god anybody the rat must be fed)

    IG: @bandcamp_prosh

  • 10,000 bees

    Bzz

  • MLM (Man, Lex, Man)

    An ambitious geometric-based business venture dedicated to maximising prosh-holder value, delivering deliverables, achieving KPIs (Killer Prosh Ideas), and building lucrative financial proshutinities for future investors. Contact our internal external consultants for franchise opportunities.

  • Noodles in the Drawer

    We are noodles in the drawer. We love noodles and we love drawers. Not to be confused with needles on the floor! We do not condone putting needles on your floor! Don't listen to them media!!

  • The Swines

    Swinburne tried to kill the Boar. Little did they know…