Meet the Teams

Meet the Teams

Meet your 2025 Teams!

Meet the 2025 Prosh Teams

Each team is filled with a range of Proshers from complete neewbs to those with more years in prosh than it takes to get a masters degree.

Have a look and decide who you want to spend your week with!

BIG TEAMS

  • Huskies

    The term "prosh" is not a standard English word and does not appear in common dictionaries. However, through our team, you will discover its ‘true’ (in all caps in brackets) meaning. If you have any further questions, ask the winning team, oh wait that’s us (in brackets).

    @huskiesprosh2025

  • CUMPISS

    born from prosh history’s most unholy merger, CUMPISS unites the pioneering filth of P.I.S.S. (Prosh Is Super Sexy) with the raw enthusiasm of C.U.M. (Champions of UniMelb)

    we ain’t newcummers. we are the golden stream that refuses to be flushed

    having out-pissed cum and out-cummed piss, the Champions do hereby declare: Prosh Is Still Super Sexy

    Our CUMPISS guides us like a sacred river of irreverence

    One stream. One team. CUMPISS forever

    @proshpiss

  • Proshbucklers

    Totally not the pirates team

  • Backshot Banditos

    We always come first.

    @backshot_banditos

SMALL TEAMS

  • Cogs Balls Balls Balls & Balls

    All balls no shaft

  • This (XX)one time, at Band Camp…

    🎶Rats, rats, we’re the rats. We drink at night we prosh at night, we’re the rats🎶

    Bandcamp is the music and engineering team (even though most of us aren’t engineers and a lot of us don’t play music). We used to be the wholesome little team of band nerds, but in recent years we have gained the reputation of being C̸͓͎͋ ̵̦̍̏U̴̘̣̍ ̵͌ͅR̸̪̄ ̵̗̗̈́S̵̪͗̂ ̵͓̑͌E̵̦͑̈́ ̵̧̞͝D̵̻̉͘ which is much more fun.

    Join bandcamp to see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into!

    @bandcamp_prosh

  • I stuck a flute in my pussy

    Cat paid 30 dollars for team registration just so she could complete this sentence

  • Completely Batshit Crazy

    Lost your mind?  You won't find it with us .....🙃

    @completelybatshitcrazy

  • The Woolshed’s Bundy Bear

    The Woolshed's Bundy Bear has it all. A polar bear suit that hasn't been washed since 2015, an insanely large nightclub fitted out with a mechanical bull, vending machines that dispense condoms and wrap around sunnies, and a team of 30-something "disc jockeys" that sort of just put their Spotify playlists on shuffle and cover up their awful transitions with objectively too much smoke. But what the bear is missing is people to share it with. The Woolshed's Bundy Bear is coming to Prosh Week to make you an offer you won't be able to resist. Shed?

    @thewoolshedsbundybear

  • Ranch 2: Cool Ranch

    We’ll see you back at the ranch.

  • Angus Maxwell

    "Ask not what Angus Maxwell can do for you, but what you can do for Angus Maxwell."

    @angusmaxwell

  • Gnome Team

    When Gnomeo and Juliet first arrive in London with their friends and family, their biggest concern is getting a new garden ready for spring. When everyone in the garden suddenly goes missing -- there's only one gnome to call -- Sherlock Gnomes. The famous detective and sworn protector of the city shows up with his sidekick Watson to investigate the case. The mystery soon leads the gnomes on a rollicking adventure as they meet all-new ornaments and explore an undiscovered side of London.

    @gnometeam

  • Eng Donkeys

    Eng Donkeys final comeback